Eli was born Jan 1st, 1996, but didn’t start living until Sept 5th, 2021 when he won survivor season 2 by the grace and forgiveness of God. He has said it is the only thing he have ever truly been proud of. Other things happened to him too, maybe.
Kind, loving, a dog
I'm top 10 in the world at pulling trig
Gritty, frothy, a mender
A lot of people have told me I have the brains of Dwayne the Rock Johnson, the looks of Danny Devito with the wit Stephen Hawking. And I agree. At 5'2" with years of combat training and the ability to speak 8 languages fluently, I am sheer dominance on the field. Let's go girls.
Pathological Truther, Witty, Cat Lady
I'm an irradical from the 70's. Shawn White is the kinda guy that'll bang your mom and your girlfriend and I aspire to be more like him every day. I love competition and would do just about anything to win it all. Fun facts: Mediocre golfer, Over achieving lover (freak in the sheets), High school HEAD Coach
Ginger, determined, smarter than you think
I grew up in the heart of Seattle (lake city). I have been known to cry when I lose, my parents thought I'd grow out of it. Team public school. I like to think I should have been a badminton player but got distracted by more "glamorous" sports such as cross country. My body hair can be used as a fire starter which has proven to be surprisingly useful. When I was 19 I had my first beer and since then I have probably surpassed most who started in middle school. Despite my pale complexion I do very well in the heat as long as there is shade. College treated me well but at the same time made me realize I'm not that good at anything. Philosophically, I don't think we are in a simulation but still think the meaninglessness of our existence should be given a greater weight in most peoples day to day lives. I'm out here for my family who have been my number one fans for a long time. I think I'm top 10 in their eyes but that's still pretty good. I'm out here to make friends but ruin friendships.
Nike, Asics, Not Under Armour
Born in the midwest, raised in the northwest. I am on a quest to become the ultimate outdoorsmen, and this weekend will prove it. Can pour two even glasses of wine looking only from the top. More impressive than that, I can start a fire with a ferro rod with only 2 strikes (if the wood has gas on it).
Last person cut from season 12 of alone casting, wine sommelier, bad movie lover
I live I laugh I love
Smarter than you, stylish, outdoor expert
Joined the survivor bandwagon late but I'm all in. My first and only season of survivor was all about redemption and I'm here to try it again. I watched my very first season of survivor right before my performance last year and I've got a couple more under my belt since then. Ready for survivor camping style 2022
Tall (personality), Wedding, Occasionally very funny
Knows how to unicycle.
Might be a robot, avid survivor fan, remarkable
Born and raised in NY - currently living in Brooklyn. Middle school English teacher, which literally might be the worst job in the entire world. Tortured Knicks fan, who is very much used to losing. I'm very much a city dweller and would say I'm the least likely to actually survive this weekend. Fun Facts: 1. My shoulder has dislocated in my sleep a half dozen times at least. 2. Ran the NYC Marathon. 3. Liam Neeson once told me to fuck myself. 4. Binged every season of survior during covid. 5. Nick Robison threw a cookie at my father's head and struck blood lmao
A mender, bets the over, deadly with knives
I'm out here looking for love. I like long walks on the beach, love Last Christmas by Wham!, and have never had a Mai tai. As you can tell I've caught a fish before so I'll be the provider for any tribe thank you. I've yet to fly in a helicopter, but just wait it'll happen sooner than you think. I'm really looking forward to being gaslighted (gaslit?) a ton and see none of it coming. If I'm in the first 5 people voted out I WILL put myself into diabetic shock and ruin everything so be prepared. Sixth person? Honestly I get it totally fair.
A cutter, fasionable forward, Jelly bean connoisseur
Seattle born and raised. I act adventurous but I've never lived more than 10 miles from the hospital I was born at. I once wore an eye patch in elementary school since I was so blind and people still make fun of me for it. My first drink ever was a four loko, which I stole from a handy mart when I was a freshman in HS
no nipples because of running, masocist, Tandon BerLouw
Katie Hill is an American former politician. The gun-toting, bi-sexual, goat farmer had a tough year when after losing her revenge porn lawsuit and filing for bankruptcy. Despite her crumbling public image, Katie reports that she is “excited to play in survivor."
Optomist, Fungus Expert, Organized
Left handed, and therefore unskilled at all things tactical. Big brain that occasionally works. Good w words, good at puzzles. Aquarius sun, Aries moon, Sagitarrius rising. Previously state ranked in Tetris, owner of a stupid Facebook "like" page that still has 5000 likes. Random things mashed into one confusing and confused person.
Tactical, Right Handed, Facebook super user
6 foot 2 inches of pure wirey muscle. Not a single ounce of fat. Often referred to as a physical specimen, and the peak of male form. 0-6 in fights. Big density guy, local authority on 6-plexes. Once got stung by a bee on my dick.
Toxic King, Frosted Flake, Room flipping victim, Real Estate
One of the most enigmatic characters in Survivor history, Leary is a petty tyrant, a dying god, an embodiment of the Game, and an assault on American values. These contradictory elements combine to make Leary so fascinating - and so threatening to the Tribe. Leary has been waiting, plotting and scheming to travel to Seattle in search of adventure - specifically, to complete great acts of "humanizing, improving, and dominating the competition." After he tasted the power that could be his on the island last year, however, Leary abandoned his philanthropic ideals and set himself up as a god to the natives at the Inner Station. While he used to worry about the best ways to bring the "light" of civilization in the tribe, he is now just hungry to return and take the necklace that belongs to him. He will have his vengeance, he will have his victory and he will once again descend into the heart of darkness.
Reader, Leading export on vapor soul music, descendant of medusa
Hailing from Bellevue, WA, survivor contestant Allie was one time a waitress for Russell Wilson. She enjoys good books and light beers. She has only seen two seasons of Survivor but hopes one day that will change.
Humble, Underdog, Magician
The story of Noah begins as a most great stories do: a mistake. All my siblings are two years apart, my mother enters her early forties and, four years after having my brother, decides to have another child. Yeah, okay mom. Grew up in Skokie, Illinois - famous for having the most Holocaust survivors per capita outside of Israel / Infamous for being the site of the Neo-Nazi revival in the late 70s. They actually wanted to March through Skokie, a request defended by the ACLU citing freedom of speech laws that allowed demonstrations for the progression of civil rights. The nazis ended up just demonstrating in Downtown Chicago. Swastikas and all. Pretty nuts. Anyway, went to Catholic school all my life with my mom being Catholic, but my Dads Muslim so that keeps things spicy, with each trying to save my soul in their own way. It's a treat. My first job was as a golf caddy in 7th grade, barely clearing the clubs in height. Learned what weed looked like, how to play poker, and that most country club golfers only tip if they play well. My second job came Junior year at Oberweis Dairy as an ice cream scooper level 1, a summer job that I didn't get until the end of summer. Ended up getting fired because my mom complained after I was disciplined for eating fries while making waffle cones. Met Duncan in summer school before high school. He thought I was odd, I thought he was tall. We both had pigeon chests. The rest is history. I can take a punch to the face pretty well. I have too large of feet for my height. I regularly watch seasons 1 and 2 of SpongeBob.
Diversity, Injury Prone, Assistant to the regional manager of the USS Buttplug
Libra sun, taurus moon, cancer rising
Spanish speaking, Astrology loving, Karate fighting
Fled Texas in 2014. Never looked back.
Taekwondo Purple Belt, Bear Wrestling, Prefers hard alcohol
1. I live in a Pineapple Under the Sea 2. I love beer 3. I have been excited to be a part of survivor since my first time stoned on Nick's couch on a beautiful COVID saturday afternoon. Blazing Bagel in hand, weed a flowin: the boys were buzzing. We watch Caramoan and had a fantastic time, hooked and binge watching immediately. Nothing was sweeter than the nectar of the Gods with survivor reality tv. After playing and bowing out at 7 and hosting two games in the past year, I am excited to get another chance to play the beautiful game. Wish Adam was still here to share it with us
Will be missed, RIP (not dead though), Loud
Ally will always vote Steph out first no matter what
Cassie has a gun locker in her new house and planning to bring one to survivor
Cassie has secret alliances with several players
Cassie is actually a ghost made to torment us
Colton lost his virginity between challenges season 2
Drew has webbed toes.
Eli didn't buy a house, they've just been squatting.
Eli rigged the entire game last year to win. He will never admit it but I promise I have the proof and will expose him on Breitbart.
Eli's family still owns Camano but he's not letting us go there because it's become a safe house for people in witness security protection.
Grogan lives in poverty
Grogan's diabetes is a sham
I don't think Noah actually sleeps in the hot ass attic. He goes downstairs every night at 1:30 and goes back upstairs at 5:30.
Lizzy isn't really Jeff and she's in the game and is using the story that she's Jeff as a way to make it to the end of the game. #voteoutlizzy
Nick has aids
Reece can actually eat gluten
Sean drinks twisted teas
Spencer is marrying Steph for a greencard
Steph purposely strategizes to get out first
Cassie is a snake
Everybody has a strategy... not - buncha dumb idiots
They say that Noah hoards forks and other kitchenware, but I've never seen any evidence of this.
Busch Light
White Claws